"You can talk your way out of almost anything."
OR
"You will always be surrounded by those who love you."
Whichever one isn't mine belongs to The Cowboy. Easy choice, no?
Ha ha. It says "package".
Today's fortune cookie:
"Good things come in invisible packages. You will be delighted."
Enough to quit my day job?
"You are capable of building a thriving business venture in bed."
Great! That almost makes up for my non-existent boobs.
You have keen intuition and emotional sensitivity (in bed).
This is just what I needed to hear today.
(So much so that I refuse to add "in bed" to this one)
You create your own stage. The audience is waiting.
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